Round 1 Da Alpha Male vs. Gremlin ~Gremlin LKO~

[Stu]

Welcome To The First Round Of Urban Warfare.

Rules:

NO BITING.
NO CREW VOTES
NO DICKRIDING
NO HATING
NO RECYCLING
10 BARS MAX, 6 BARS MIN
3-0 LKO
FIRST TO 5 OTHERWISE

Voting:

ALL VOTES MUST BE EXPLAINED AND IN DETAIL, OR THEY WILL NOT COUNT
VOTERS MUST HAVE 15+ POSTS
ALL DICKRIDING/HATING VOTES WILL NOT COUNT

Deadline:

I ASK ALL EMCEE'S CHECK IN BEFORE DROPPING THEIR VERSE
SUNDAY 8TH MAY 2005 IS THE DEADLINE
ANY PROBLEMS, CONTACT ME.

Da Alpha Male : jomodawarchief@hotmail.com
Gremlin : graham212332@yahoo.co.uk

Good Luck

[Da Alpha Male]

chiggadee check n mate!!

[Da Alpha Male]

I was tryin 2 wait, but i start'd 2 brainstorm..so here'sa HOT key:
Let's play..u're in harm's way, make ya swallow grenades...shit, n say BOMBS AWAY!
yeah O.K. we can be honest..i'll say u can BEAT me, but only afta u put ur palms away..LoL
yeh come witcha bore'd-text..I wish'd u luck..cuz if i really give-a-fuck u'll jus ask 4 more sex!!
Klashnikov dis genius..n get back 2 battlin n showin HHK who's da meanest
i was tryin 2 rain on every1's parade..but i couldn't get Gremlins off my penis!!
~aight, 4real...~
here we go..time 2 rip dis faux, falsifide pussy-luvin pussy..he's not lesbian, jus HIZBO!!
u'ra woman in all bad traits: bitch, hoe..murderlize him, fertilize him..shit on dis Cunt til tits grow
then comeback 2 piss flow..neva hold back, hold ghats 2 make ya head throwback like a 64
naw, nevermind WET..piss flame on dis lame, cuz we don't need water induce'd copys of Gizmo!!
tru it'sa fact, on da Net semi-autoz won't kill, but i betcha bars from dis key mos def WILL...
Gremlin?..LoL, I don't know if he'sa movie monster or a cheatly manufacture'd automobile!?
24 n still doin terrible 16's..damn, dat's real..but doppleganger Jaleel should chill...
cuz not even "Family Matters" when i run circle work round dis Urkel jerk, like i'm rotatin his wheels!!
So dis'll cost ya like an expensive mechanic..thought Grem was Mexican, cuz all i see is HIS-PANIC!!

[Gremlin]

Checking in....

[Gremlin]

I just had a brainstorm as well but let’s leave his girl out of this….

Alpha male he got to be fucking kidding….14 Lines you did...so...lets go...

~New Batch~

I’m 24 but don’t talk about my 16’s that’s hating friend
You just mad because you’re a virgin still dating them
Alpha Male, oh aren’t you scary acting the tough boy
But he only wears out boxers auditioning to be a hot boy
Fucking perv, I’ll leave your frame with bullets like MS Word
Battling a seasoned vet, I got flavour got no need for herbs
Read my words, you’re lucky I’m not a Mod I’d delete that mess
Because I’d sever your lungs and put an R in front that IP Address
Alpha well I’m Beta, the Devil you’ll get served like a waiter
Pitchfork your eyes, sever your thighs impale and spike this hater
Just Murder folk, jagged knives end lives you’re a slaughtered joke
Shit his most expensive thing is when his mom’s water broke
Grem the walking sin, I’ll spit bars till you’re a blurred has bin
I’ll give you girl a money shot, then write checks to her chin……

Votes Up....

[Stu]

Grem got this, more direct and his punches hit much harder.
Alpha some of your shit was played and weak.
Grem had the experience and overall much better.

Vote Gremlin

[DNA]

Yep Stu is right...Grem came harder....more creativity and better punches

Vote Grem

[Da Alpha Male]

O.K..whateva u say..VOTE

[TrYp™]

aight it was overall weak... nothin relly hit hard for me.. but overall
ima say gremlin took it wit da punches and alpha didnt come as hard as him

vote - gremlin

[Stu]

Gremlin wins 3-0 LKO.
Your through to the next round.

~Closed~